The Day My Dogs Became Guys

The Day My Dogs Became Guys PDF
Author: Merrill Markoe
Publisher: Viking Juvenile
ISBN:
Size: 25.35 MB
Format: PDF, Docs
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : un
Pages : 32

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The Day My Dogs Became Guys

by Merrill Markoe, The Day My Dogs Became Guys Books available in PDF, EPUB, Mobi Format. Download The Day My Dogs Became Guys books, When an eclipse of the sun turns Carey's three dogs into people, they cause enormous problems by continuing to behave like dogs.



The Day My Dogs Became Guys

The Day My Dogs Became Guys PDF
Author: Merrill Markoe
Publisher: Turtleback
ISBN: 9780606206228
Size: 15.98 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : un
Pages :

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The Day My Dogs Became Guys

by Merrill Markoe, The Day My Dogs Became Guys Books available in PDF, EPUB, Mobi Format. Download The Day My Dogs Became Guys books, During a solar eclipse, Carey's wish that his dogs would turn into people comes true. Finally, Carey thinks, he'll be able to talk to Butch, Ed, and Dee Dee and make them behave. But to his surprise, Carey finds that Butch, Ed, and Dee Dee are more dangerous as people than they were as dogs. They're still hungry all the time, but now they know how to open the refrigerator! Be careful what you wish for (it just might come true) is the message of this uproarious tale.



Literature Circle Role Sheets

Literature Circle Role Sheets PDF
Author: Christine Boardman Moen
Publisher: Lorenz Educational Press
ISBN: 1573102199
Size: 43.38 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 64

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Literature Circle Role Sheets

by Christine Boardman Moen, Literature Circle Role Sheets Books available in PDF, EPUB, Mobi Format. Download Literature Circle Role Sheets books, From Character Sketcher to Plot Person, ready-to-use reproducible role sheets to make your literature circle discussions exciting, informative and fun! Also promotes writing, listening and cooperative learning skills, fosters individual assessment and facilitates reading success. Preselected lists of student books, guidelines for getting started, observation charts and more.



It S My F Ing Birthday

It s My F   ing Birthday PDF
Author: Merrill Markoe
Publisher: Villard
ISBN: 0307415724
Size: 67.42 MB
Format: PDF, Docs
Category : Fiction
Languages : un
Pages : 224

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It S My F Ing Birthday

by Merrill Markoe, It S My F Ing Birthday Books available in PDF, EPUB, Mobi Format. Download It S My F Ing Birthday books, “In the coming year,” she said, hoisting her blindingly clean and gleaming glass into the air, “may half of all your dreams come true.” “Mom,” I said to her, “isn’t that kind of pathetic?” “Well, it’s realistic.” It’s her thirty-sixth birthday, and she really thought things would be different this year—that she’d have figured out men and how to get along with her narcissistic parents enough to survive a birthday celebration. But nothing’s changed. Her disappointing day is capped off by the delivery of a huge bouquet of flowers from Carl, with whom she has recently, and bitterly, split. A gesture of reconciliation? Of passive aggression? She’s too unhinged to tell. It’s My F---ing Birthday unfolds in seven state-of-my-life addresses this hapless high school art teacher writes to herself on consecutive birthdays, as she is determined to break the patterns of behavior that are keeping her down. Her objective: to avoid making the same mistakes over and over and start making some new ones. Through seven outrageously funny years of needling parents, self-absorbed boyfriends, riots, O.J., and Monica—and bigger and bigger bouquets from Carl—she navigates a circuitous (and ultimately successful) route to happiness in a world where everything seems to conspire to the contrary. What I Learned This Year That I Need to Remember 1. No more taking the bait from Mom. Even if the fight becomes about not taking the bait. 2. No more dwelling in the past. 3. Try much harder to continue being a vegetarian. This will limit the restaurants the folks can take me to. 4. No more trying to decode the flowers from Carl. If he sends them again, just think of them as a fun, free thing, like a little sample box of cereal or detergent that suddenly appears in the mailbox. 5. Don’t make a big deal out of the fact that there were no guys this year. Perhaps that’s a better thing than continuing to get involved with guys who exhibit behavior from the beginning that indicates the whole thing is completely hopeless. So try to remember the above as a coping strategy when I am so crazed with horniness that I want to throw myself off a building. 6. No more mumbo jumbo. This means no more calling 900 astrology numbers listed at the end of horoscopes in women’s magazines to find out my love forecast. And no more going to psychics, no matter how dicey things get.



What The Dogs Have Taught Me

What the Dogs Have Taught Me PDF
Author: Merrill Markoe
Publisher: Villard
ISBN: 0307498697
Size: 32.69 MB
Format: PDF, Docs
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 272

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What The Dogs Have Taught Me

by Merrill Markoe, What The Dogs Have Taught Me Books available in PDF, EPUB, Mobi Format. Download What The Dogs Have Taught Me books, Award-winning comedy writer Merrill Markoe, the slightly warped mind behind Stupid Pet Tricks, is an old hand with dogs. She knows who’s boss (they are) and the myriad ways a loving pet can make you feel guilty twenty-four hours a day. This new edition of Merrill Markoe’s classic collection of humorous essays gives readers the choicest selections along with brand-new material. In these razor-sharp essays, Markoe recounts her dogs’ phone chats with animal communicators, her search for past lives, and her brief stint as a stun gun saleswoman. She describes the workshop that taught her how to launch an Internet porn business and another that gave proper instruction in the esoteric art of becoming a dominatrix. She shares insight into what it is like to structure your day using only dog rules, how to spot a really horrible restaurant, and what it’s like to have a romantic dinner with Fabio. There’s even a bright side to preparing for the apocalypse: “At last, it is time to forget about fat grams and low cholesterol.” This enchantingly rambunctious and boundlessly enjoyable book gives you Merrill Markoe at her best. You’ll devour it in one sitting (and so may your pet).



The Psycho Ex Game

The Psycho Ex Game PDF
Author: Merrill Markoe
Publisher: Villard
ISBN: 0307417328
Size: 60.56 MB
Format: PDF, Mobi
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 432

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The Psycho Ex Game

by Merrill Markoe, The Psycho Ex Game Books available in PDF, EPUB, Mobi Format. Download The Psycho Ex Game books, Lisa Roberty is a successful screenwriter with an impoverished social life who’s enduring a demoralizing job at the mind-numbing sitcom You Go, Girl. Grant Repka is an obscure indie rock musician who, in his forties, finds his career surprisingly resurrected with the success of his comic operetta about the doomed romance of Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson. When Grant and Lisa meet after one of his shows, sparks don’t immediately fly—but e-mail addresses are exchanged. A my-book-for-your-CD trade and a couple of e-mails later, Lisa tells Grant that she enjoys his song “My Psycho Ex,” but warns him that where psycho-exes are concerned, she’s pretty sure she “could drink him under the table.” Little does she know that this will become the opening salvo in an epic e-mail battle dubbed the Psycho Ex Game, a storytelling competition in which horrific tales of dysfunctional love and living with lunatics are volleyed with glee. The rules are simple; the point system, unique: the experiences that would normally leave someone running for the therapist’s office (humiliation, degradation, and complicity in psychotic behavior) just might win match point in the Psycho Ex Game. Now it’s Grant vs. Lisa as the wretched tales of his ex, the Junkie Queen of Darkness, vie with the woe inflicted by her ex, a tantrum-throwing actor/director widely known as Mr. Summer Box Office Record-Holder. As the correspondence evolves, it surprises Lisa by offering her the kind of intimacy she has never shared with a man in the same room. Before long, what started as a friendly competition becomes a road map to an unlikely couple’s growing involvement, leaving both Grant and Lisa secretly wondering, “If we were to get involved, which one of us is potentially the next Psycho Ex?” Written in alternating he said/she said chapters, The Psycho Ex Game is shot through with the acerbic humor of Merrill Markoe and the mordant observations that have made Andy Prieboy a literate voice in rock. The Psycho Ex Game is a hilarious dissection of injuries sustained on the front lines of romance—and the careful nursing that gets us battleready once again.



What The Dogs Have Taught Me And Other Amazing Things I Ve Learned

What the Dogs Have Taught Me and Other Amazing Things I ve Learned PDF
Author: Merrill Markoe
Publisher: Viking Adult
ISBN:
Size: 13.67 MB
Format: PDF
Category : Humor
Languages : un
Pages : 233

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What The Dogs Have Taught Me And Other Amazing Things I Ve Learned

by Merrill Markoe, What The Dogs Have Taught Me And Other Amazing Things I Ve Learned Books available in PDF, EPUB, Mobi Format. Download What The Dogs Have Taught Me And Other Amazing Things I Ve Learned books, The original head writer for "Late Night with David Letterman" shares her philosophies on life, love, and the wisdom of canines



Literature Circle Role Sheets Enhanced Ebook

Literature Circle Role Sheets  ENHANCED eBook  PDF
Author: Christine Boardman Moen
Publisher: Lorenz Educational Press
ISBN: 1429114487
Size: 56.23 MB
Format: PDF
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 64

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Literature Circle Role Sheets Enhanced Ebook

by Christine Boardman Moen, Literature Circle Role Sheets Enhanced Ebook Books available in PDF, EPUB, Mobi Format. Download Literature Circle Role Sheets Enhanced Ebook books, From Character Sketcher to Plot Person, ready-to-use reproducible role sheets to make your literature circle discussions exciting, informative and fun! Also promotes writing, listening and cooperative learning skills, fosters individual assessment and facilitates reading success. Preselected lists of student books, guidelines for getting started, observation charts and more.



Children S Book Review Index

Children s Book Review Index PDF
Author: Gary C. Tarbert
Publisher:
ISBN:
Size: 31.80 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
Category : Children's literature
Languages : en
Pages :

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Children S Book Review Index

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Merrill Markoe S Guide To Love

Merrill Markoe s Guide to Love PDF
Author: Merrill Markoe
Publisher: Atlantic Monthly Press
ISBN: 9780871137067
Size: 41.19 MB
Format: PDF
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : un
Pages : 192

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Merrill Markoe S Guide To Love

by Merrill Markoe, Merrill Markoe S Guide To Love Books available in PDF, EPUB, Mobi Format. Download Merrill Markoe S Guide To Love books, A zany look at the world of romance and love shares the author's observations on sex seminars, dating, the secrets of seduction, and marriage